A Story
As soon as I was coordinated enough to stand I held onto the chair while balancing on one tippy-toed foot. My other plump leg gained a foothold on the seat of the chair as I used every ounce of strength in my small body to hoist myself up. The approving faces of those who occupied the chairs closest to mine were impressed with my feat and cheered me on as I claimed victory over the chair, or rather my chair.
Ever so humbly you removed yourself from my chair as I began to mount it, for it is not large enough for both of us. Without so much as a goodbye or a pleading remark you vacated the...